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Artery – The study of paintings

Bacteria  Back door to cafeteria

Barium  What doctors do when patients die

Benign – What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section  A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan – Searching for kitty

Cauterize  –Made eye contact with her

Colic  A sheep dog

Coma  – A punctuation mark

Dilate  – To live long

Enema  Not a friend

Fester  Quicker than someone else

Fibula  A small lie

Impotent  Distinguished,

well-known

Labor Pain  – Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff  – A doctor’s cane

Morbid  A higher offer

Nitrates  – Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days

Node – I knew it

Outpatient –  A person who has fainted

Pelvis  – Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative  A letter carrier

Recovery Room  – Place to do upholstery

Rectum  Nearly killed him

Secretion  Hiding something

Seizure  – Roman emperor

Tablet  A small table

Terminal Illness  – Getting sick at the airport

Tumor  – One plus one more

Urine  – Opposite of you’re out

These chuckles are culled from the internet for your amusement and pleasure.